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So for a new intro... I think it's about time for one... well, life is still the epitome of idiocracy and politics are complete and total bs... to say the least. Actually it would be totally rational to say that life overall is complete bs. (Such profound thoughts.) (I have a thing for big words at this juncture in time... not that time is an actual or real thing... but that's besides the point.) Well, from Alkatrz... this is Ericka... I'm signing off now before the warden blows my head off with a sniper rifle... or maylays me with a pistol... or blows my brains out with a shot gun... there are so many possibilies.... (so little time, so many ways to be brain-washed or killed... now that's a profound thought.)

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Shout Outs
(I told you I'd add them!)
Casey- Rufus and the Dummie... I should make a cartoon about that. It would be really funny. Anyways, your so way cool and like cool... and cool... what am I talking about?... I don't remember... This is your brain on drugs... completely useless... rufus... the pimp car...
Camdon- Sexy sexy camdon... (who should be an abercrombie and fitch model) well, memory may not be your strong suit but at least you're a cool guy... who really likes his caffine... pepsi or coke?...
Breanna- To my very bestest friend in the whole wide world, that even though she forgot my birthday, is the most compasionate and nicest person in the world, except for the fact that you forgot my birthday...Pool tables...
Aubs- Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work you go. Well, I'm glad to inform you Dr. that the lipstick you accidently dropped into the pacient was successfully recovered... BUT THE NEXT TIME..... (keep it blonde aubs!)
To the wildest cowboy and most noble knight: Brandon, stop shooting staple guns at aubry, even though she deserves it. And you ARE a red-head. Don't deny it.
Marcus- Wow... you're kinda wierd and maybe a little too violent, but we all know that you are just a big teddy bear... I think...
Seth- To the hottest little hobbit that ever lived, stop killing me all of the time.... jeeze
Derek- You have the sexiest voice I've ever heard and you have the looks to match... hehe
Ray- Ray, ray ,ray! Vampires and Pop rocks.... Art class is sooo funny. I love you Ray.(eek!) 
Ashley- I love the yellow boa and the handcuff earrings! Standing out is awesome, except for when you want to ditch class...
 
 

Coming Soon to a Website Near You....
Well, quizzes from http://www.quizilla.com that are made by yours truely of course.
Eventually a shout out to each and every one of my friends, and if I forget you,....believe me... I really didn't.... it's in the mail. (just kidding... Note the sarcastic typing...)
More crazy awards, such as the one posted above.
And if you actually like these ideas then you'll love the ones I come up with in the future.....

More Shout Outs!!!!!!!!!
Annie!!!!!- My sexy girlfriend from STL!!! You are so damn sexy and you're in a band, how freakin cool is that! Those times at ISU were freakin crazy but fun as hell!  
I am compelled to give a shout out to The Monskasites! They are an awesome Ska band from St. Louis. I'll talk about them more on my upcoming band site though! Look for it, or die!!!! Also, go to http://www.stlpunk.com now!! (or after you finish going through my site of course.) 
William- You are my very best friend and trusted conscience even though you are an evil elf...
Claire- To the only other person in the world who likes mustard toast and iced animal cracker and cheese nips sandwiches. Sugar is very good. By the way... do you have any more rubics?

If you merely assume that everyone is stupid then you will never be disappointed, just surprised when they aren't. (great thought for now)