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I you ever wanted to know how to do something that you'll probably never do, than this is the site for you. It's dumb pieces of random information that will never ever ever help you in any way... so have fun.

Phrases for certain occasions....
 
After someone has just wasted you're time with useless information- "Well there's (insert amount of time) of my life I'll never get back..." This is most effective after a teacher's lecture or some other kind of older person talking for hours on end.
 
When you think that everyone needs to go away and leave you alone, the wise thing to say is "F***  OFF YOU USELESS IDIOTS! LEAVE ME ALONE!" or "Stop interupting me while I am trying to ignor your stupidity." This is quite useful in most situations and can really just be said for no reason if you felt like it. I have nothing against random shouting (even at invisible people...
 
 
 

Why Disney is the major influence of drug use in the Youth of America...
 
Well, for starters let's look at a trifle of a film called Alice in Wonderland . This is probably the premier example of my point because the entire thing is one gigantic drug referance. First off, Alice who is most likely experiencing an acid trip (her visit to Wonderland) and is already coping with alcoholic tendancies as stated by the doorknob when he says, "THE BOTTLE! THE BOTTLE!" Secondly, the white rabbit who is so hyped up on speed that he doesn't know whether he's coming or going. "I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!" Then we have Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee who are most likely just smoking pot or as a delusion or Alice, of which she is seeing double.  Then their is the catapilar who is only sitting on a mushroom smoking out of a hooka. And during this time he turns into a butterfly and flys up high and tells Alice that one side of the mushroom will make her bigger while the other isde will make her smaller. Then we have the Cheshire Cat who can only be seen as everyone's dealer. At the tea party there is a table full of smoke... where we find the Mad Hatter and the Mad Hare. There is also a mouse that recites the following poem:
"Twinkle twinkle little bat,
How I wonder what you're at,
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky."
 
What do you think of Disney now?...

If a chicken had lips, could it whistle?